It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
I am so glad I won’t have access to a TV for the next for months because fuck watching the Glee final season. Fuck watching out favorite characters scattered in different places. Fuck Klaine being broken up. And fuck Blaine dating the bully that sent Kurt running to him in the first place. This is not what I wanted for Karofsky or for Klaine.